What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Consequatur explicabo natus minima expedita.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

New ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Single-Player Video Game in the Works - Variety

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

No way

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Rafael Devers Made Worst Announcement For Red Sox Fans - Sports Illustrated

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

What drivers said at Pocono after Cup race won by Chase Briscoe - NBC Sports

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

New Research Reveals That the Universe Could End Way Sooner Than We Thought - SciTechDaily

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

George Clooney Reveals His Wife Amal’s Reaction When He Came Home With His New Hair - HuffPost

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Sit deserunt in iusto aut praesentium fugiat fugit.

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

NASA withdraws support for conferences - SpaceNews

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Jac Caglianone and a modern history of left handed sluggers - Royals Review

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Switch 2 quietly makes shiny hunting in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet way better - Polygon