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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:40

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Consequatur explicabo natus minima expedita.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
New ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Single-Player Video Game in the Works - Variety
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
No way
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Rafael Devers Made Worst Announcement For Red Sox Fans - Sports Illustrated
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
What drivers said at Pocono after Cup race won by Chase Briscoe - NBC Sports
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
New Research Reveals That the Universe Could End Way Sooner Than We Thought - SciTechDaily
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
George Clooney Reveals His Wife Amal’s Reaction When He Came Home With His New Hair - HuffPost
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Sit deserunt in iusto aut praesentium fugiat fugit.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
NASA withdraws support for conferences - SpaceNews
share office space ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Jac Caglianone and a modern history of left handed sluggers - Royals Review
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Switch 2 quietly makes shiny hunting in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet way better - Polygon